Steve, Kate and Ray of Damned Connecticut have some fun discussing everyone’s favorite inbred mutant freaks.

A new workout craze, or just crazed?
[May 23, 2013] A naked man who was doing push-ups on Chapel Street in downtown New Haven was brought to a local hospital for evaluation …
Source: New Haven Register

Tough way to end a relationship.
[May 29, 2013] A Bridgeport man was killed after his girlfriend allegedly pinned him with her car to the back wall of a house …
Source: Connecticut Post

Don’t get to type “immaculately conceived anteater” a lot.
[May 17, 2013] The birth of an anteater at a Greenwich animal sanctuary has the facility’s staff stumped as the mother did not have an opportunity to conceive the baby …
Source: Greenwich Time

Do they taste like chicken?
[May 15, 2013] As the latest brood of cicadas emerge from their 17-year underground cycle, a New Haven chef has announced that he plans on adding them to the menu …
Source: New Haven Register

Two strikes at two houses, in neighboring towns and only two weeks apart. It’s like raining these things.
[May 10, 2013] A Waterbury home has been struck by a meteorite, a short distance from a strike reported 19 days ago, and it’s possible the two events are related …
Source: NBC 30

Check the guy who’s hoarding butter?
[May 8, 2013] A Southington seafood company has reported that its fiberglass lobster mascot has disappeared …
Source: NBC 30

Less than meets the eye.
[April 30, 2013] Rescue units were scrambled to help two men who appeared to be stuck on a jetty in Bridgeport’s Seaside Park, but it turned out to be an optical illusion …
Source: Connecticut Post

Saw what you did there.
[April 29, 2013] A West Haven man was arrested after he allegedly robbed a Sam’s Club while brandishing a handsaw …
Source: NBC 30

Saving for a rainy day?
[April 28, 2013] Police discovered between 200 and 300 one-gallon jugs filled with urine at an abandoned house in Newtown …
Source: Newtown Bee