Imagine when this guy sobers up? “Whoa, I did what? Where? Really?!”
[June 3, 2010] A man who apparently was intoxicated was arrested by Middletown police after defecating on Main Street in front of numerous witnesses …
Source: Middletown Press

Apparently, third time is a charm!
[June 3, 2010] A Torrington toddler was unharmed after falling from a second-story window, the third child in the state to fall from a window in the last two weeks …
Source: Register Citizen

This is pretty cool — it’d be even better if he had a website to show all the photos.
[May 28, 2010] Thomas Fatone of Shelton visited every one of Connecticut’s 169 municipalities and photographed each of the town’s blue-and-white roadside history markers …
Source: Connecticut Post

Is this disturbing? Guess it depends.
[May 27, 2010] A 41-year-old Stratford man was arrested after being caught wearing a diaper, sucking on a pacifier and asking strangers at a local shopping mall to change him …
Source: Connecticut Post

Hot enough for you? Apparently it was.
[May 27, 2010] With a freak record 99 degree temperatures recorded in some spots of the state, Connecticut was the warmest spot in the nation yesterday …
Source: Hartford Courant

Another chapter of this sad, gruesome and bizarre tale comes to a close.
[May 26, 2010] Sandra Herold, the owner of the Travis the chimp who savagely mauled Charla Nash in February 2009, has died in Stamford …
Source: Hartford Courant

Too many people falling to unusual deaths lately.
[May 24, 2010] A Meriden man fell off a cliff to his death while trying to retrieve a friend’s cell phone …
Source: Hartford Courant

Just an awful coincidence.
[May 24, 2010] Two 2-year-olds in Connecticut fell from windows to their deaths within two days, one in East Hartford and the other in West Haven …
Source: NBC 30

A serial squirrel killer? [*puts on sunglasses*] Looks like something here is … NUTTY! [*cue Roger Daltry scream, "Won't Get Fooled Again"*]
[May 21, 2010] An unusually high number of squirrels have recently been found dead in the Westville section of New Haven, possible poisoning victims …
Source: New Haven Independent

Guess they were done MONKEYING around! Get it?! Monkeying! (We’ll be here all week … remember to tip your waitress.)
[May 20, 2010] The Connecticut Department of Environmental Protection has called off a search for a monkey that had been spotted around Greenwich …
Source: Greenwich Time