D’oh!
[October 8, 2011] Fairfield police say that a woman reported that “thousands of doughnuts” were left on her porch, but when they arrived to investigate, the pastries were gone …
Source: Connecticut Post

Don’t know what to say other than “Wow.”
[October 8, 2011] A 32-year-old Torrington man was hospitalized with neck injuries after attempting suicide with a chainsaw . . .
Source: Hartford Courant

Poor guy—if only Lassie had been there.
[October 6, 2011] A man helping to drill a well in Somers died after the ground gave way around the hole and he fell in …
Source: Hartford Courant

This is probably not going to help her case.
[October 4, 2011] A New Haven girl allegedly stabbed her father during an argument in which she was asking for a cell phone …
Source: Hartford Courant

Seems more like a wacky sitcom plot gone awry.
[September 29, 2011] A Coventry woman repeatedly made bomb threats to close local banks so that her husband would not detect their financial problems …
Source: Hartford Courant

Is this story above the fold?
[September 22, 2011] A woman in Easton delivering newspapers was surprised when an unidentified naked man jumped from the bushes along her route …
Source: Connecticut Post

Fair to say, he’s doing it wrong.
[September 20, 2011] A Bridgeport man was given a special form of probation after claiming that Viagra made him masturbate on two separate women at two different Fairfield department stores …
Source: Connecticut Post

How egg-straordinary, egg-citing and egg-cellent!
[September 17, 2011] A Bridgeport woman discovered a rare perfectly spherical egg last week …
Source: Connecticut Post

Suuure it was a “mistake.”
[September 16, 2011] The town of Ansonia mistakenly collected $6,400 in taxes that were supposed to be paid to the town of Glastonbury after an unusual mix up at the company who collects taxes for the towns …
Source: Valley Independent Sentinel

Ethel Mae Potter, we never forgot her …
[September 5, 2011] The Norwalk Paranormal Research Group recently investigated the former Stamford home of “I Love Lucy” star Vivian Vance …
Source: Connecticut Post