Homeowner Assaulted by Defecating Trespasser
By Ray Bendici | Category: Weird News
Maybe he was just trying to help fertilize it?
[June 29, 2009] A Bridgeport homeowner was hit by a thrown milk crate when he objected to a man defecating on his lawn …
Source: Connecticut Post



Insane.
Ah, you stay classy Bridgeport.