Homeowners Discover Uninvited Guest Asleep in Bed

Seriously, that is all they thought was important enough to write about? What about the fact the idiot was driving drunk, going at least 100 mph, took out two alumnimum highway lights, there was pieces of the car over 1/4 mile before the vehicles final resting point, he somehow was hanging upside down from a tree before he fell on his head, then climbed a fence and just as the police arrive he takes off running! So he is one lucky SOB he survived but has not been charged with a DUI or even reckless driving or for leaving the scene of a accident. But that’s right he is a asst mgr at a high end shoe store!