Ray Bendici

What you might call “a repeat offender.” [March 2, 2012] A Bristol man was arrested for the 76th time in his life after police allege that he stole from the American Legion …

Lucky that’s all that fell out! [July 5, 2011] A Newington man was arrested after he was stopped by Newington police and heroin and cocaine fell out of his buttocks … Source: …

Is that a goat in your trunk or are you just happy to see me? [October 2, 2013] An East Hartford man was arrested after he was observed placing a goat in …

“I’ll make these floors shine, if it’s the last thing I do!” [October 16, 2014] A Southington man was arrested after police say he took a mop from an employee of the …

Whoa! [October 19, 2010] A Shelton man was arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a horse … Source: Connecticut Post

Wait, this is illegal? Actually it sounds like a bunch of kids just screwing around. [January 1, 2010] An 18-year-old West Hartford man was arrested for driving across town with a 15-year-old …

Stupid is a stupid does. [December 11, 2013] A Newington man was arrested by Glastonbury police for DUI after he “got lost” while driving around the police station parking lot … Source: …

Ah, springtime 2: naked boogaloo! [June 7, 2017] A Wallingford man was charged after being seen hiking naked on two occasions at Sleeping Giant State Park in Hamden … Source: Record-Journal

Okay, that’s just nasty. After she hit him with a ball, a Naugatuck man chased down a 12-year-old girl and allegedly licked her face … Source: Hartford Courant

Good thing he didn’t try to “assault” it to make it taste better. [November 11, 2014] A 40-year-old Greenwich man was arrested after attemping to eat the results of his breathalyzer tests …

Uh, maybe he was just getting ready for a cavity search? [July 8, 2009] A Stratford man showed up five days late — and naked — for a dentist’s appointment … Source: …

Can you dig it? Apparently not. [November 29, 2013] A Cornwall man was arrested after he used the bucket of an excavator to strike a person with whom he was fighting … …